the Holiday Project
So just about every part of this website is good for an 8-year old except this one (and perhaps the Onion article, more sophisticated humor - this is quite the opposite). The idea of the game, which you can activate in a separate window just by click on it, is to smack a bloody peice of seal as far as you can, making it land on landmines and other sprites that can increase its distance. Maybe next year I'll post the top records!
PS - this gamei s horribly full of gore. Don't take it seriously. No children or adults allowed.